Real Revenue

When someone from your company thinks they're bringing in real revenue then another colleague drops savage revenue.

John is bringing in some real revenue, not like Tom.

by DonMario77 February 28, 2023

Real Knife

Definitely not a toy knife, neither a full one.

Real Knife

by RoseRed669 January 22, 2023

This can’t be real..

A question being used when in a situation where it feels like a dream, or when the person saying it is in denial. They say it to try to reassure themselves

Doctor: Your sister died.
Person: this can’t be real..

by Idontthinkimokanymore February 21, 2023

G Real

G-Real is keeping it a hundred with yourself. Fuck all that other bullshit, here today and gone tomorrow. Keeping it G Real is your religion. Have the upper hand when they try to bring you down. Don’t fall for sucka shit. Be that Pressure , It’s Technique. Make everything personal and never get cold feet. Stay solid , It’s a Go in front for a reason and only the Thurl survives.

Keep it G Real with me

by Poland spring October 18, 2019

code real

Something that is beyond real.

It’s code real!

Dayum! Did that just happen?

That shit was code real!

by Sevoguy November 2, 2019

Not-real-sexual

A sexuality that like three people founded on Tumblr ten years ago and was posted on Urban Dictionary or a Wiki for a person to screen shot it and make it out to be a bigger issue than it really is, then a bunch of self righteous performative activists will try and jump to the defense of a basically non-existent group.
Nobody, or ten people actually identify under this label and most of the time it’s ironic. People will forget about this identity within a month.

“Wow this Not-real-sexual is such a dumb identity lmao”
“Dude you know that’s not an actual identity right?”

by Avon128 December 28, 2020

Real Networks

A crappy money-grubbing company whose sole intent is to make as much money through adware. They are best known for the infamous RealPlayer, which is infested with ads. They also own GameHouse, which puts ads in most of their games.

Dude, don't trust anything made by Real Networks.

by The Real Driller April 3, 2021