Florida Syndrome

Slow drivers in the left lane of any two-lane road; an acute inability to understand that the left lane is for faster-moving, passing vehicles.

Bob was crusing along nicely in the early stages of the commute, relatively nicely, there were the usual sufferers of Florida Syndrome in the left lane.

by raybanshe February 16, 2025

Leesburg Florida

A crack head and tweaker shit hole town located in central Florida. All the bitches are fat and ugly asf and 90% of em are missing their teeth. The police here are absolute pussies they’d rather send a full ass swat team on teenagers smoking weed but let these absolute crazy meth heads run all over the place. The food here is ight but everything closes at 5. It’s also hot as hell here. Here are some typical leesburg quotes I provided as example

“Dude you gotta try brick n barell their food slaps! They only charge 40 for a cold ass burger!”

“Time to flex my beat up ass chipped 1980s pickup around Venetian”

“Gimme a fuckin lighter right now!”

Welcome to Leesburg Florida

by Ax1459 April 2, 2025

Florida Jordansexual

Someone who lives in Duval county that hates on lebron and goes by Mezzo .. if not jordan then Kobe is the goat is something that he will mention and he need to let him rest in propeller lakers In 5

Mezzo is a Florida jordansexual

by Goat facts April 18, 2025

Florida Icing

While having sex, the guy finishes and immediately tags his grandfather or other geriatric male(who's been jacking off the entire time in the closet) in to ejaculate on her face.

"Grandpa told me for Christmas this year, I'll be getting a Florida Icing!"

by Supa Dupa Poopa June 9, 2025

Florida

state that represses minorities with laws and policy's, making life hard.

Florida lets us gerrymander minorities right out of voting so their voice can't be heard

by dip in the road August 30, 2023

South Florida Fun Daddy

A South Floridian father who lives to surprise and entertain his young children, while sharing his passions for fast cars, travel, exotic animals, and the movies Scarface and Cocaine Cowboys.

Ohh, Jason can come out later tonight after he takes his kids to Jungle Island in his M4, feeds them dinner at El Carajo and tucks them in for bed. It’s cool. His wife accepts that he’s a South Florida Fun Daddy.

by ThatDNPTwinMom September 18, 2023

Florida Ashtray

a beer can that is used to ash a cigarette or cigar

Ah fuck, my cigar burnt my leg. Anyone got an empty beer can for a Florida ashtray?

by floridaman6969696969 April 3, 2024