Carl

Damn he so hit his smile make me cvm

Friend: did you cream your pants?

Me: yeah I was thinking of Carl

by Purplepeepee January 25, 2022

Carl Sagan

Sexiest man to walk the earth.

Carl Sagan gets my dick rock hard

by Adachi_SD January 30, 2022

carl

NPC

''Carl is such an NPC

by asdfgjklsdfasif February 10, 2022

Carl

Carl is an asshole. However he is good at giving advice and will make you laugh about your trauma. He is a short closeted gay man, he will never admit it to himself but his all his friends know. He's a bad texter :). overall 5.9/10 rating.

Person a: Hey did you see the new kid?

Person b: yeah he was so short definitely a carl!

by carlisgay.com September 20, 2021

Carl of Duty

it was never actually called "Carl of Duty" the original title of the game, was Call of Duty. After numerous virgin years of playing Call of Duty, Carl Kinsey grew to love the game more and more in what his friends would describe as, an 'unhealthy romantic relationship'. The similarities found in the words Call and Carl were too uncanny thus creating the phrase Carl of Duty.

John "I fucked Carl's Bitch"
Tyler "Did he see nah."
John "nah that Chinese kid is playing Carl of Duty"

by Sketto420 September 21, 2021

Carl

Carl is the best he’s a god, and your name definitely is Carl if you’re reading this. Because no one is more narcissistic than a Carl. So nevertheless Carl is the future the past and present, Carl is the solution the everything!

Oh! You’re a Carl? I’m sorry for approaching you without your permission.

by Carlinatorn September 21, 2021

Hot Carl

Receiving a blow job while taking a hot, steamy dump.

Anyone who truly loves you would relish the opportunity to give you a hot Carl.
The hot Carl is the ultimate act of saying, "I love you".

by Elove knows October 12, 2021