Cap-Tourettes

When you are talking on some form of chat, (messenger, icq, talk, chatroom etc) and you accidentally hit the caps-lock key and don't notice before sending the message. (Caps in chat means that you are shouting)
Analogous to how someone with Tourette's syndrome will randomly yell (and often swear) in the middle of what they are saying.

Sally: Hey how are you?
Tom: I am good.
Tom: Have you heard about JAMES'S NEW CAR
Sally: Yeah, its not that big a deal.
Sally: Why are you yelling about it?
Tom: oops sorry Cap-Tourettes
Tom: my bad

by DarcyThomas February 21, 2009

Strawberry Cap

Another word to furtherly degrade Gingers.

Man: Hey, that's one ugly ginger.
Ginger: Stop it!
Strawberry Cap: I slam the ham to hentai :'(

by Bjarni December 9, 2008

Ratchet Cap

Using the vernacular meaning of the word "ratchet"(i.e. a synonym for trashy, slutty, drunk possibly all at the same time) Ratchet Cap applies to a place that is so "ratchet" that it might be considered by passers by to be the most ratchet place currently in existence, or the Ratchet Capitol, which is too many sylables for someone who is actually in the ratchet state of mind. Therefore the term is abbreviated as Ratchet Cap.

Dude1: Dude Why are we throwing beads at these drunk Ho's? It aint even Mardi gras?

Dude2: nah man Panama is the Ratchet cap, don't matter when it is throw beads see boobs.

by The Ako April 23, 2014

muff-capping

Like cock-blocking but for girls.

"Did she get to go out with that guy"
"No her friend's an expert at muff-capping"

by crispyrolls93 December 3, 2014

fishing cap

A baseball cap. Called so because ball caps are popularly worn by fisherman.

Matt,Jamie,Robert,Kevin,Kenny,Tom,Uriah,William,Harun,and Jim,who all enjoy fishing,claim that wearing ball caps,or fishing caps,help you catch fish galore.

by JMC70 December 3, 2016

CAP Bitch

When your GF/BF text's you in CAPs to "yell" at you and even though you know it's only text it still pisses you off.

Joe M: Dude, wtf.
Me: What?

Joe M: my GF is text yelling at me again!
Me: You've been CAP bitched

by RaulSkee October 17, 2015

CAP 2

The career path at Walmart that stocks the shelves of Non-frozen/refrigerated food, paper products like tissues and paper towels, and chemicals. But they also can be putting back returned items or unloading trucks, even maybe register duty if trained. But Cap 2 is primarily the food stockers. (Honestly it isn't such a nice position, I want to leave)

Where do you work? :Mary
I work for Walmart :John
What do you do? :Mary
I'm CAP 2 :John
What? :Mary
I stock shelves :( :John

by Walmart-employee November 15, 2019