Chubby Bastard Baby

A Chubby Bastard Baby is when the baby that has just been born and is very fat.

Wife: OMG babe look at how beautiful our baby is!

Husband: Fuckin hell that’s a Chubby Bastard Baby, I’m outa here.

by ChunkyChestnut February 9, 2022

I'm BABY

When an idiot can't determine their age:)

Harold: "Hey Charles you forgot to put the milk up"
Charles: "Well I'm BABY "
*Charles proceeds to be a pain and not put the milk up*

by get_offmydict123 February 9, 2022

baby

a ugly creature made by a horny women found in a asylum.

"the horny lady saw a ugly baby named Jessica and vomited on her ugly diaper"

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

dino baby

A old ass person no longer relevant who is a dinosaur in terms of age and knows as much useful information as a new born baby.

Tom: *mentions some out dated crap no one uses any more like anything by the company IBM or Oracle*
IBM executive: We really need to fire Tom, he’s a Dino baby!

by GreenTrees69 February 14, 2022

Babies

Annoying meatballs

Annoying meatballs babies

by pee fart haha October 3, 2021

Tar babies

African babies.

Tar babies are the blackest babies you will ever see.

by UltimateDoge October 3, 2021

Baby Way

A new cooler term for the archaic “baby shower” and it’s alternate, though highly non PC cheug , “blessing way”. It’s a chance to celebrate the coming of a new life with friends and families . Oh also plastic toys and clothes that will end up in the trash are strongly discouraged. It’s all about taking time to recognize the coming of the baby - make way!

We are thrilled to announce a Baby Way for Leslie and Dianne next Thursday!

by Ya Nicki October 5, 2021