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Zach

A very cracked fortnite player who has a small penis. Also Tom can't guard him.
Zach 14-0 rylan in fortnite
by Judy Got Cake September 28, 2021
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belle and zach

the best mod duo known to TechMatters stream. They’re known to fuck every night, and always make stream a better place with their charming looks and amazing personalities.
Look at Belle and Zach, they’re such a perfect couple.
by bellybuttonbabe October 9, 2021
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Zach

The person I would have had a crush on. But no.

He’s nice though. By NO, i mean NO.

Maybe back in 2019.
Zach, be on urban dictionary all the time. I’m too tired, I didn’t even ask him. Honestly we are too old for this so I’m going to not do this anymore.
by Mynameismaxine July 20, 2021
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Zach

Zach was born to be a leader. He has nice blonde/brown hair and blue eyes. He’s always willing to help and is a very understanding individual. They tend to be gifted in math/science. He’s very intelligent and has a charming smile. Zach’s can often cause others to be jealous or upset by his nature because of his leadership skills. They have dad humor and are about average height. Zach’s can be great companions so if you meet one try and become their friend! You won’t regret it.
Person#1: ugh I really don’t understand this

Zach: don’t worry! I’m here to help!
by Hammysam July 21, 2021
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Zach

Zach a tall skinny boy. His personality is sweet and he’s normally a gamer. He normally wears Hey Dudes. Yes, the rumors are true. He has a horse cock.
Damn. Did you see his bulge? Zach got the fatty bro.
by ass pears June 21, 2021
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Zach

Definition of a 'Zach'
A person who is so self centered that they think everyone is totally obsessed with them, when in reality we all hate Zachs. Zachs tend to be extremely fucking annoying and act like the big bad wolf when they are the fatass piggy who's dumbass thinks the wolf wont blow away their house made of straw. White Zachs will catfish you and also act like they have the rights to say the N word. No matter what you say, Zach always thinks he's right. In reality, he is wrong and should literally take a long walk off a short fucking cliff. If not, I will snipe him in the head and have my partner in crime, Gwen, will dispose of the body. For more hitman contact info, dial 555-Fuck-you-Zach- 5555.
“He’s such a Zach, omg.”
Literally! I can’t deal with his Zach attitude
by Sad_gummybear July 8, 2021
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Zach

Just a guy from Oklahoma is a moron.
Zach can't even win in Mario Kart. What a Tarpley!!
by Ateam043 August 20, 2022
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