zach joke

an extremely unfunny joke that is very corny and no one laughs; a gambling joke that ends up in a debt of at least $10,000.

"I have important business to attend to." "What type of business?" "MONKE BISNIESS!!!" "dude thats a zach joke"

by fireant812 August 17, 2023

Zach

The keeper of children in his basement, and prison wallet.

besides the keeping of children, he is also very gay and enjoys having alot of coitus with men.

guy 1: Have you seen Zach?
guy 2: That guy who likes to keep children up his prison wallet and is also really gay?
guy 1: Yea that guy.

by King albert III October 6, 2023

Zach

The. Biggest. FLIRT. in. this. galaxy.

(super sweet and does not own a shirt)

Thats a Zach!!

by kittenScorpio69 November 30, 2021

Zach

Super hot and sexy boy who probably makes the best latkes. Is very funny and sweet and the best boyfriend ever

I love Zach

by ..-…..-…-….. December 4, 2021

Zach

Super hot and sexy boy who probably makes the best latkes. Is very funny and sweet and the best boyfriend ever

I love Zach <3

by ..-…..-…-….. December 4, 2021

Zach Dixon

An amazing guy who is super hot kinda depressed and self conscious. He doesn’t really show much emotion but gets through the week looking forward to the weekend with friends who love him and love hanging out with him. He would love to get closer to his friends however and be able to hang out with them more than just when they come over to his house but his mom barely ever lets him because she is kinda strict

He look it’s Zach Dixon I wish I could hang out with him more but him mom is kinda strict, and he’s super hot so I don’t know if he would like me.

by Awesomedude4444 December 5, 2021

Zach

A guy with the biggest dick and he knows how to use it better than anyone else but is still teachable.

Hey it’s Zach, he’s so good in bed. If I had to choose between being the richest woman in the world and his dick I would chose his dick it’s just so big and hard no body is better than him in bed.

by Awesomedude4444 December 5, 2021