Dark Wind

When the warm gusts of darkness channel through your inner gut caverns, escaping with the smell of infernal incense

I ate a ton of jalapeño kettle chips last night, and my body has been creating an incredible amount of dark wind in response

by MakingBathroom May 31, 2018

Arizona wind chime

A Mexican hanging from a tree typically in Spring Valley and Cordes Lakes

Hey loom at that Arizona Wind Chime over there!

by Landthekid May 31, 2018

Tropical Wind

This is a fart that usually happens if eat a shit ton of papaya fruit and if you drink a lot of pineapple juice. You will let out a smooth, soft, fart that smells like Hawaii. It's probably good for your skin.

Take a wiff of my Tropical Wind baby.

by GirlPervLol69 June 7, 2018

Wind-browned

When the skin is in contact with the wind long enough to cause a temporary color change to brown.

His face was wind-browned in a matter of days after he took the job.

by Canniblcupcak June 10, 2018

foul wind ensemble

A gathering of four or more friends or acquaintances who suffer from extraordinary flatulance.

I'll think we'll skip the foul wind ensemble tonight if we serve something other than chili.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz June 10, 2018

Two shits in the wind

Not give a fuck

Sorry man but I don’t give two shits in the wind about ya gran’s funeral

by anonymous February 25, 2023

because of the wind

When the smoke alarm goes off.

The smoke alarm went off because of the wind.

by Debskelly1985 March 12, 2023