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Wide Vag Energy

Someone who shows off promiscuous wibes by being overly confident in her own vulgar behaviour.
This skank is giving me Wide Vag Energy, she's probably a hoe.
by BlajarbisKamikaze January 1, 2023
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veet the vag

1. verb: to procrastinate.

2. verb: to masturbate.
1. i really veeted the vag on that paper.
2. i'm gonna go veet the vag.
by jameesees May 3, 2023
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le vag

The French-originating term for the leverage women can and may deploy over men, as a result of the lust men often experience, i.e., "blind lust."

The word le vag is believed to have originated from term, "le vagin," which is French for vagina. This term was shortened such that it more closely resembles that of leverage, thus referring specifically to the leverage women can and may deploy to control men otherwise blinded by lust.
"Bro, you let that girl exert le vag over you."

Man 1: "I can't believe you did all that shit for her man, what were you thinking?"
Man 2: "Bro, I wasn't thinking so much, she's beautiful. Le vag, that's all I can say."
Man 1: "Yeah, le vag. Well, at least you were respectful and helpful, but you didn't need to do all that, unless you really like her?"
Man 2: "I don't know her well enough yet. And yes, you live and you learn."

Woman 1: "I heard through the grapevine that your boy is upset you're controlling him."
Woman 2: "Listen, he's an adult; he is perfectly capable of standing up for himself."
Woman 1: "He said you use le vag to control him."
Woman 2: "Well, it only works because he's horny. And I'm not his Mom. He's and adult, he can take responsibility for his own behaviors. If he ever told me he's too busy, I'll take care of stuff myself, I'm an adult too.

Woman 1: "You're right, we're all adults. And it's not like this is quid pro quo, though men certainly seems to think of it that way sometimes."
Woman 2: "Yea, I'll bring it up with him. I hope we can have a mature conversation together."
by youngboywhoneedstogrowup April 15, 2020
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Vag puppet

Man sarah is a total vag puppet
by Mtg187 February 15, 2020
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Vag-triloquist

When a woman can flex her vagina and talk in another voice at the same time to mimic it talking 🤣
Did you see the Vag-triloquist in the peep show? Ya, the crowd had the funniest expression on their face when it started smoking a cigarette
by Missing link🐒 May 10, 2020
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Vag-Ass

When the trauma of childbirth results in the merging of your vag and your ass. In other words when the gooch is removed the vag and ass unite.
This baby tore me a vag-ass.

Girl, his dick was so big it tore me a vag-ass.
by RaiLind September 22, 2020
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Uni-vag

Did you see Matt scream at that tiny bug the other day? What a Uni-vag.
by EZ54321 July 16, 2022
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