Fuuta (the one from twitter)

Fuuta means goofy. It can be used for real people or inanimate objects.

Example a.
Person 1: "You're looking very Fuuta (the one from twitter) today"
Person 2: "That's mean"

Example b.
Person 1: "That painting looks Fuuta (the one from twitter)"

by Mlnonaraidate July 18, 2022

My Twitter account was hacked

English phrase intended as a blatant lie to obscure an act of poor judgment on one's part. Originated with regard to making horrible statements on Twitter, of course, but can really be used in just about any situation and be as believable.

Child - Mom, you were supposed to pick me up from school at 3:30 today.
Mom (obviously drunk) - My Twitter account was hacked.

by paleoderek November 20, 2014

stan twitter ariana grande

a part of stan twitter that stans a talented singer called ariana grande. problematic most of the time but also hilarious

beyonce stan: stan twitter ariana grande is problematic
ariana stan: shut up

by h2gari January 8, 2019

Twitter Bookin The Face Page

The act of twittering on twitter.com and checking your facebook on facebook.com at the same time.

Oh My Gosh! Im Running Late! I Better Go Twitter Bookin The Face Page real quick!

by Josh Thaa Man May 2, 2009

F.T.D. (Facebook Twitter Disorder)

Verb.

F.T.D.-Facebook Twitter Disorder.

Someone who has the attention span of a goldfish and are so passively apathetic, egocentric, narcissistic.

Wow! Did you see her F.T.D. (Facebook Twitter Disorder) last night? I've never seen so many posts in an hour!

John likes to F.T.D. with her! Must be using his Macbook! :P

by Tommy Dictionary February 23, 2011

I-can't-believe-it's-not-twitter

Any one of the multitude of twitter-clones that pop up trying to make a quick buck as a networking site blatantly ripping-off twitter.

Person 1: Dude, sign up to twoggle! It will revolutionize the way you socialize! Haha, that rhymes hurrdurrdehurr...

Person 2: Man, how many times do have to tell you!? I don't partake in that I-can't-believe-it's-not-twitter faggotry no more.

by achey breaky shart June 15, 2009

Blue-Haired Twitter Millennial

Fat, Blue-Haired Feminists who make the worst opinions of man kind, Are always rude to a selective type of person, ( Usually Men) And ruin any kind of mood-set for anyone, because of their bullshit accusations or comforting skills. They try repeatedly to put their own indifferences in things, but it never ends well.

Here Comes the Blue-Haired Twitter Millennials trying to make "Kill all Men" real

by nhjjooj February 9, 2022