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Engineer

He solves problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. He solves practical problems. For instance, how am I going to stop some big mean Mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work? Use more gun. Like this heavy caliber tripod-mounted little ol' number designed by him, built by him, and you best hope.... not pointed at you
Heavy: Engineer, put dispenser here (pootis)
by Melodic Whale March 2, 2020
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B2C hotel booking engine

FlightsLogic provides Travel Booking Engine, Booking Engine, and Travel Solutions to travel agents, tour operators, and travel companies worldwide.
FlightsLogic is a software company that has all the resources to create a well-designed and well-developed hotel booking engine. B2C hotel booking engine involves deployment of a powerful, customization hotel booking engine which has multi language capability along with the facility of being the motive of facilitating user-friendly transaction by the customers.
by FlightsLogic May 8, 2020
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maintenance engineer

David trynna polish a turd by calling himself a Maintenance Engineer.
by JP4RMHP September 23, 2020
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ABS ENGINEERING SOLUTIONS

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by absenggsolutions September 28, 2020
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religious engine-cranking

Onomatopoeia description for the sound of a starter-motor.
When cold-starting a vehicle with a carburetor instead of fuel injection, one should use this religious engine-cranking method:
(1) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor twice. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(2) Crank the engine for one second. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(3) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor two more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine for one second again. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(5) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor three more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine again for several rotations; it should start this time. ("Jesuit-esuit-esuit-esuit-vrOOOOM!!")
by QuacksO September 30, 2020
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reverse engineering

C'est quand tu te fais avoir.
Sale merde.
by frgbgnrtght October 9, 2020
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golden engine

When an engine performs better and faster than the rest of 99% of engines in the same model and make. Similar to a golden chip in semiconductors. The 1% ters.
Drag race ensues on stock category engines

Dude, is your engine modded? I smoked all these cars that you drive right now. How did you manage to beat me in a drag race?
I got the golden engine baby!
by ZorenB2 July 21, 2022
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