Ratchet alcohol consumption methods. When you pour up 2 shots of vodka (probably the cheap shit) and 1 shot of fireball. Drinking them in the order of vodka, fireball, vodka will be easier than just 3 shots of vodka because the fireball chases the first shot. You can also do 5 or 7 shots instead of just 3 if you're feeling retarded. Guaranteed to get the party started, get you drunk hella fast and make that $11.65 handle of whatever bottom shelf vodka you have go down easy.
I knew I would barf if I tried to drink that crown russe straight and I was trying to black out so I poured 3 Russian sidewinders at the pregame and I'm just glad I woke up with my phone and wallet this morning.
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Guy#2: I heard his girl gave him a Russian motorcycle last week, he hasn't been the same since.
Guy#2: I heard his girl gave him a Russian motorcycle last week, he hasn't been the same since.
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