Riley Coulson

First and foremost: slut! Doing his best to truly live the 'life of Riley'. Tends to freeload, and smoke weed when he can score it. Rule breaker, but handsome and lucky enough to get away with it. Hard working...(when you can get him out of bed) and sweet natured when he chooses to be.

The urinal in the boys' locker room got blown off the wall? That was a Riley Coulson!

The only one who didn't get arrested at the big drug bust? Wait for it....Riley Coulson

by scissorhands1999 December 9, 2012

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Riley is the nicest and funniest person ever and will be nice to you and listen to whatever problems or things you are proud of they are a shoulder to cry on and are the best human ever never let go of them

:) Riley is so cool

by e_ratssworld November 22, 2021

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A gay guy who is very smart. If he likes you, he will stop all temptation and lust just so he doesn't break an obligation. They may touch their hair but if he likes you maybe you can do more with his hair.

Guy 1: I just scored and got Riley to date me!

Guy 2: Great job, if your lucky maybe he'll let you mess up his hair!

by Arandomcoward November 22, 2021

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A guy with bulging biceps and a massive cock. Usually associated with nailing a girl named Lara. This guy is ridiculous. And they often have a hard time walking the next day after enjoying an evening with riley. Riley is very sexy too xoxo

That girl is walking really funny.

Ya she musta got Rileyed last nite.

by Eshdog ryry November 22, 2021

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