peter parker

i don’t know who this man is!

person 1:have you heard of this random guy called peter parker?
person 2:no who the hell is that?

by etommo167 April 14, 2022

Parker

Parker; A thing that will brainwash you to believe that their actions are valid.

Spencer: Parker is such a cunt!

by Maeve <3 April 16, 2022

parker

a beautiful boy who deserves nothing but the best, he’s actually incredible.

no one is as amazing as parker.

by pooperscooperdood April 19, 2022

parker's biggest fan

dany is parker's biggest fan!

dany loves parker the most. she is parker's biggest fan for sure!

by busbys January 2, 2021

parker's biggest fan

dany is parker's biggest fan

dany loves parker kate busby the most. she is parker's biggest fan for sure!

by busbys January 2, 2021

parker's biggest fan

dany is parker kate's biggest fan!

who is parker's biggest fan?
me: dany is parker's biggest fan, of course!!

by busbys January 2, 2021

Parker

a Parker tends to be very extroverted, but they're funny af and you can count on them to break the ice in awkward situations. they might be a bit of a twitter addict and bc of this they can be very opinionated on some things, but that just makes them a good debate partner too! they make a good romantic partner too, though behind their charisma they can be very insecure and worry a lot, so they need a lot of reassurance. overall a Parker is pretty great and you can trust them to be a good friend.

"dude they're such a parker!"
"yeah, ikr, we need to invite him to our next party"

by honeymuffinkid January 5, 2021