Touch Grass

When someone needs to go do something with their life

What are you doing on Urban Dictionary reading this? Go outside and touch grass.

by Pialinist January 1, 2024

Grass

Word used to describe a satisfying or pleasant vibe similar to "sick", "lit" and "dope".
Derives from the German word, "krass" which basically means unexpected or unusual but grass is easier in English.

Not to be confused with "touch grass" which means something else and used for a different context.

Dude, this cherry coke is grass!

by yoshiisfat January 8, 2024

Grass

A snitch

A: OMG Tyler is such a Grass
B: I know he Grassed on me for being on my phone

by bigballslover January 15, 2024

touch grass

a term used commonly online when Person A thinks Person B spends a lot of time on the internet or is heavily talented at video games. Similar to the phrase "get a life"

Person A: I have prestige 2 in MWII in just 2 days!

Person B: go touch grass dude.

by bleuk January 20, 2024

Grass

I hate the jews

Boy the grass sure is getting tall. We better chop it down.

by anonymous January 29, 2024

Grass

touch it now.

touch grass dumb-bum

by grass_toucher506 February 6, 2024

Grass

A green plant that grows outside, commonly found in fields or front lawns. Grass can survive being stepped on, and people usually cut it so it doesn't grow too long. Cutting the grass is usually referred to "mowing the lawn." Astroturf is NOT actual grass.

"The grass is growing tall."
"Go outside and touch some grass!"

by level20_XD December 10, 2022