The youngest sibling in the family and the best looking. An Eddie Guzman has a great smile and is the funniest person in the family. Athletic and loyal, tough and strong, not a person you want as an opponent. He is street smart and will go farther than anyone to make sure he doesn't lose, you wouldn't want to mess with him because he is also college educated. An Eddie Guzman will outsmart you, he is competitive and will tire out any opponent. He is a good friend and an even better lover. If you are lucky enough to be his romantic partner you are in for a treat. Eddie Guzman will have a surprisingly large penis and be a great lover that tries to please his partner before himself. A hardworker and very loyal, an Eddie Guzman will be the life of the party. He can find the positive out of any situation and is stubbornly optimistic.
You ain't an Eddie Guzman, because you're a quitter.
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That comedian did not make me laugh, he was not funny. His boring ass did not Eddie Guzman me.
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That comedian did not make me laugh, he was not funny. His boring ass did not Eddie Guzman me.
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Hes sweet, cares for you, always here to listen.
Eddie is the best partner anyone could ever wish for, im glad i met him and i will forever be grateful.
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Eddie is the best partner anyone could ever wish for, im glad i met him and i will forever be grateful.
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Sometimes protective and Eddie is the perfect guy every girl wants to date for his amazing personality, good looks and charm, he'll treat a girl nice and falls for those who have an insane sense of humour. he pleasures woman in every way, you couldn't find a better guy to date. Surrounded by friends, an Eddie is a one in a million.
1# Who's he? He's hot?
2# It's Eddie.
-Every girl needs an Eddie in her life.
Sometimes protective and Eddie is the perfect guy every girl wants to date for his amazing personality, good looks and charm, he'll treat a girl nice and falls for those who have an insane sense of humour. he pleasures woman in every way, you couldn't find a better guy to date. Surrounded by friends, an Eddie is a one in a million.
1# Who's he? He's hot?
2# It's Eddie.
-Every girl needs an Eddie in her life.
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