designatedist driver

Designatedist Driver:
-Is used when having a conversation with someone responding with the word, "designatedist driver" meaning that you, and everyone in the car with you has been drinking and you are the soberest of your group to drive

Sorry for the late response,

I was the designatedist driver tonight everyone else was way too drunk to drive

by @lways @ M3$@girl March 14, 2016

on the driver

On it.

Dave: "Hey uh Mark, bro, can you do that thing, y'know, the one we asked you to do?"
Mark: "On the driver"

by CooperABC December 5, 2018

rigless truck driver

a person who wares cowboy boots , talks about truckin, hangs out at truck stops, smokes cheep cigars ,

how many times had that rigless truck driver watched smokey and the bandit

by Plenit Express July 7, 2017

Ratchet Driver

An angry aggressive driver that intimidate other drivers to move out their way.

That ratchet driver is running off the road by cutting me off by using their high beams to blind you!

by Knwac August 3, 2017

Bush driver

A driver of bush. A pimp. A mother fucking whore monger.

The bouncer at the titty bar is a total bush driver.

by jcantslide August 17, 2017

feeding the driver

When a guy is drilling a bitch from behind and his best bro is feeding him chicken wings as he drills his bitch

“Bro, last night, Jason and Cheryl were goin at it and I had to be feeding the driver all night.”

by BigRichardRick June 12, 2018

Bus driver

A bus driver is the kindest types of people who commit a selfless act of protecting you from a unsafe travel home. These people are often not appreciated or thanked for their kind selfless act, though deserved to be thanked when getting off the bus.

Bob: The other day I got an A+ on my math test.
Everyone: Wow you`re so smart.
Tom: The other day I gave a homeless person a house.
Everyone: Wow you`re so generous.
Me: I thanked the Bus driver.
Everyone: (gasps) kneels before me and worships my greatness.

by DotKoak July 9, 2018