A very risky game that only few are brave enough to play. You start with a condom on. Then during sex you pull it off like David Copperfield and slam it back in without saying a word.
I was smashing that ho from behind and slipped that rubber off. Then after I cummed she was like “Where’s the condom?” I promptly snapped her butthole with it.
by Travis Castle May 28, 2018
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Person 1: A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.
Person 2: WOAH
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by vodkvh July 21, 2019
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Get the Condom mug.a free condom is where u tie up ur foreskin with an elastic band so when u go to fuck a chick u won't nut
by lolcarson March 5, 2019
Get the free condom mug.Something that all people should buy before having sex. These little rubbers will help you not get STD's so next time you go to the store please buy some and don't end up in the hospital with an infection because u didn't want to spend $5 to buy some. Hospital bill will be more expensive.
by Call_me_daddyy March 12, 2019
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Protects you from Aids and from unwillingly baby-making.
Be careful tho,as they can also break.
Protects you from Aids and from unwillingly baby-making.
Be careful tho,as they can also break.
by MVPMike April 25, 2019
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