Peacock Anus

A garbage bin for shitty jokes

impeachTrump: *Makes shitty statement*
User: I respect your opinion as a fellow human, but I would love to suggest that you shove your shitty opinion down a peacock anus

by Nyaakuza June 27, 2019

BIG OL ANUS

A funny Hihi haha word for Butt

Kid on xbox 360 playing cs go with mic: THIS FEMALE AVATAR HAS A BIG OL ANUS!

by Theunknownrandomguy July 15, 2019

Anu

Anu is a mean girl, very good at school and very passionate, she is known to like girls. She is caring, kind overall. U should support her in her sexuality

Anu your so sexyyyy:from a girl

by Cole365$$ November 6, 2019

Slit-Anus

When your anal cavity gets to so torn that it begin to tear.

Yo man that BBC gave me a Slit-Anus

by BigBoi72 November 15, 2019

Large fish anus

Verrryyy streachy kids.

She got a large fish anus

by Catty meow April 25, 2019

Australian anus aardvark

When 2 consenting adults have sex and the male wiggles his penis like a aardvark mouth then puts in and out of the females coochie for 5 secs really fast and then randomly anally abolishes the women.

Male:.....slithering penis.

Female:Whatchu doing

Male:........
Female:ahhhhh you just Australian anus aardvarked me now my bunghole fell off.

by Doubledeckerdaggerdick May 9, 2019

thanos (aka. the anus)

thanos (mostly known as the anus) is a pruple, big grape with nut sack chin. He has two beautiful daughters (i srsly dont understand how he has kids) and has a big rusty, basball mit. His mission is collect alllllll the beautiful pebbles so he can control the rock conventions he attends to. He is a horrible dad (considering he pulls one apart and kills the other for a pebble). he is T H E A N U S

"Hey, did you hear the new supervillian?"
"Oh yeaaaa huh, Isn't he thanos (aka. the anus)? he looks like a mishappen grape!"
"*gasp* i thought the same!!!

by deeb the mischievous May 21, 2019