Skip to main content

The Pynchon Window

Experiencing the past, present, and future at the same time.
“The Pynchon Window,” Clara muttered. Looking past the plate glass and into the once-bustling streets, now vacant the faces, footfalls, and soft sweat of the day.

“What was that dear?” Replied her husband, sorting his cards.

‘What was always so important about those cards?’ She wondered briefly, turning back out to the last passage of dusk.

“Just something a friend told me. ‘Once you go out looking for one thing, and you’re late to realize it already passed you by.’ And the whole point of it is... there you were, just being there the whole time. With that window.”

“Peabody’s?”

“Pynchon’s. I liked the name, like some old world steakhouse of nondescript national origin”
by IamGravity'sRainbow September 29, 2020
mugGet the The Pynchon Window mug.

Window hammer

When a glass dildo is put in a woman's vagina and then she has a sledge hammer slammed on her to break it inside
by Channman March 21, 2017
mugGet the Window hammer mug.

Window Peeker

A person who peeks through out a window looking at shadow things, the neighbors, or other random stuff while trying to remain unnoticed.
I heard a noise outside, so I quickly rushed over to the window to peak out my curtains & a shadow person was window peeking back at me. One of us needs sleep. Damn window peekers.
by Batman 406 April 7, 2017
mugGet the Window Peeker mug.

windows up

by sotomie April 20, 2017
mugGet the windows up mug.

window slam

To express a great love for someone (platonic or non-platonic)
John, I really wanna window slam you right now.
by ThatChickLoco112396 May 10, 2017
mugGet the window slam mug.

Doggy In The Window

When you're having sex in the doggy style position and one or more persons involved is watching the sexual interaction in a mirror. Doggy in the fuckin window.
"So we were in doggy style and I was watching it in the mirror like doggy in the window. It was so hot."
by JCo.Bloods June 18, 2017
mugGet the Doggy In The Window mug.

fogged window

When a girl with glasses is giving a guy a blow job and he nuts on her glasses and makes her wear them.
" bro, I was fucking this hot girl with glasses last night and I totally gave her a fogged window"
by Lavenderjonesxclamanix November 7, 2017
mugGet the fogged window mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email