you better count your watermelon and peaches

Jason I’m coming to get you

Yo, you better count your watermelon and peaches

by Jamal42069 July 18, 2018

Saucy Watermelons

When a girl is showing off her breasts as if they want to come out and play.

Man she's got some saucy watermelons

by Shirkules August 24, 2018

Watermelon

A red and green fruit that has seeds
That are black.

Carolina: I love watermelon because it taste sweet.

by Hacker11_54 August 26, 2018

A watermelon

When you can’t piss after having sex or masturbating because your penis is erect.

“Hold on hoe, i’m taking a piss. You’ve gotta give me a minute, I got a watermelon.”

by HogeyHogan January 25, 2019

Watermelon

It’s my new way of saying cool

“That is so watermelon”

by bubblegumbunniez February 6, 2019

Watermelon me

When you are texting someone and they send you a watermelon emoji, it is to get your attention if you dont answer quick enough.

Did you just watermelon me?
Why did you watermelon me?
Sorry for watermeloning you.

by Nelson-Mortimer June 5, 2018

There's watermelon in the fridge.

There's watermelon in the fridge. Definition; fuck off; go fuck yourself. A great phrase to throw of your opponent in any game making them think about things like ..."wtf does that even mean?"

I said "There's watermelon in the fridge." he had no idea what I meant but we won the game!

by madam buckmastahpata May 6, 2022