vag-scraps

Pussy juice in a man's beard after oral sex

I always wash my face after eating out my girl to get the vag-scraps out.

by BigByll August 18, 2018

Vag-jiving

Vagjiving (vah-jahyv-ing) verb or a Vagjiva adj : A concupiscent female seeking male attention through incessant noise and disturbance.

Bro 1: Yo man, you getting on some Halo tonight?

Bro 2: Yeah sur-

(Interrupting noise in background) "babe, check out my butt in these yoga pants"....
Bro 2: Yeah you like nice honey. Okay dude, yeah I'll frag some noobs on Halo ton-

(Nagging high pitch squeal) "BABE stop and look at how sexy I look".....
Bro 2: Ok sure, you look hot.
Bro 1: Dude, you getting on or what?
Bro 2: Yeah man, just give me a sec-
(Extremely, intentionally loud) "I'M SO WET RIGHT NOW I NEED SEX, GIVE ME YOUR DICK".

Bro 1: Why she gotta be Vag-jiving all over our Halo time man?

by Bob Loblaw's Long Law Blog August 31, 2018

Vag

When you want to just cancel something

« Vag , I don’t really want to go there »

by Colol September 8, 2018

Vag flats

Abbreviated form of the words vaginal flatulence.

Girl, are you suffering from a bad case of the vag flats? Cause something stank.

by TugglesB June 10, 2018

Van Vag

Road head for van lifers

Brother, i scored some crazy van vag last night!

by hamblr March 20, 2023

vag year

It's how girls wish their guy friends a happy new year.

Happy Vag year, said Marj to Ian at midnight on the 31st December then proceeded to expose her vagina to him.

by Welsh_one December 31, 2023

Scum Vag

A military veteran that cannot help but exclaim their military service experience at any given time.

"Hey man, what's your favorite gun in Counter-Strike?"
"I really like the M4-A1-S, but I don't think it's realistic. I like the M4-A4 more because I *ACTUALLY* used the A4 in combat over-seas. It just seems more realistic."
"Dude, stop making everything about your four years in the military. You're being a massive Scum Vag right now."

by Rosmak December 21, 2022