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sprinkler system

The sexual act where multiple women squirt on the face of a male participant. Essentially female bukkake.
Last night was so hot, five girls gave me the sprinkler system!
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system of checks and balances

Refers to a totally-legal but still-somewhat-devious practice of writing personal checks for comparatively-minuscule bills --- like maybe just two or three bucks for a bag of fresh vegetables from a roadside farm-stand --- instead of paying them in cash, and then secretly hoping that the checks’ recipients will not want to bother going to the extra effort of cashing said “tiny” checks, and thus your bank-account’s “balance” will be unaffected by your purchases.
Practicing the “system of checks and balances” can have varying degrees of success, depending on various factors, such as how strapped your checks’ recipients are for cash, how accustomed they are to cashing/depositing checks, or how willing/able they are to accept checks, especially for such paltry amounts (here’s where paying with checks at an unattended “drop the money in the slot” or “place the money in the cup/jar” merchandise-stand can be a good idea, since there will be nobody there to balk at your paying with a check). Extra points if you “embellish” the checks with flowery praising messages about how wonderful the sellers’ merchandise/service is, since it may stroke the people’s ego so much that they will prefer to “frame it rather than cash it” (again, especially since the check is for such a small amount, and so its value might likely not mean all that much to the person’s overall budget) when deciding what to do with your checks.
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
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Market capitalist system

It is a system that is free without much government intervention and promotes wealth creation based on the vagaries of the market
When there is no government running then the market capitalist system exists
by Ziad K Abdelnour September 18, 2018
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dingle-berry removal system

A noun: an automated system found in high end toilets that removes dingle-berriws and other foreign objects from your butt.
After eating really bad Chinese food you will be glad that your high end toilet is fully equipped with a dingle-berry removal system.
by Fleebman27 June 11, 2018
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System 32

It is an important folder that contains important files for Windows to Work, and deleting them would kill your PC
I'M GOING TO FUCKIN' KILL THIS MOTHERFUCKING WINDOWS BY REMOVING SYSTEM 32 FAT BITCH
by DatMinecraftboi10 March 29, 2023
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School system

The definition of insanity, is, doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again, expecting shit to change. That. Is. Crazy.
School system is 'Did I ever tell you the definition, of insanity?'
by Drakenpage January 23, 2023
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c&p system

Even scammers have a c&p system.
by Murkymotley January 24, 2023
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