Cat Distribution System

A nickname for the phenomenon of cats commonly entering the lives of their owners in unexpected or mysterious ways, as if a higher power is “distributing cats” among the populous.

There was a cute tabby under my front porch yesterday and I decided to adopt her! I guess the cat distribution system picked me.

by Sacyrus December 15, 2023

system QB

a quarterback who fucking sucks because they have no talent yet succeeds only because of their offensive system/teammates

"man that qb got no arm talent whatsoever. how is he doing so good??"
"because he's a system qb"

by anonymous December 17, 2023

system QB

a quarterback who fucking sucks because they have no talent yet succeeds only because of their offensive system/teammates

"man that qb got no arm talent whatsoever. how is he doing so good??"
"because he's a system qb"

by samawesomesauce December 17, 2023

Nakamotoist Monetary System

The Nakamotoist Monetary System is based on the Nakamoto Consensus and the Nakamoto Protocol, which are the underlying principles behind cryptocurrencies such as Bitcoin, Litecoin, and Dogecoin. These cryptocurrencies use a decentralized, distributed ledger system known as the blockchain, which allows them to be securely sent and received without needing a central authority or middleman. The blockchain also provides a secure, immutable, and transparent record of all transactions, allowing users to trust that their funds are secure. Additionally, the Nakamoto Protocol ensures that no one can double-spend their cryptocurrency and that all transactions are final.

The Nakamotoist Monetary System will replace fiat.

by indigo_nakamoto December 2, 2022

System of a Down

The best fucking band to ever exist.

System of a Down is fucking amazing and hearing a song will make you orgasm

System of a Down in politically involved and makes lyrics like “banana boom boom” and it will be very deep

James:do you wanna listen to System of a Down?
Gavin: oh fuck yes

by I-love-cocks! December 28, 2022

penile system

System in which men think they are superior and assume authority over everyone because they have a penis

The penile system has destroyed the fabric of humanity. This form of patriarchy has demolished our ability to have a nurturing society that flourishes and cultivates life. This may be due to womb envy.

by Malika Davis August 23, 2023

Bug in the system

Person at work that is always trying to get people pissed off or pit them against each other

Everything was fine until she got here. She’s a bug in the system.

by SiL3Nt J September 22, 2023