farts over sharts

The better of bad options

Sure, you can manage a Lululemon instead of delivering car parts, but that's farts over sharts.

by AriAndJoe February 11, 2022

Shart

Shit and fart combined into one. In most sharting incidents, the sharter thinks they're going to only get a fart, but their butthole threw some poop in the mix without their permission.

Oh man, I thought it was just a fart, but it was a shart. See ya.

by Shitfart69 February 11, 2022

Shart

This is the combination between a fart and shitting. It's when you try to fart, but some creemy sauce comes out with it. This is what most people in Ireland eat for breakfast.

And that ladys and gentlemen, is a shart.

AAAUAUUUGGHHHHHHH! I NEED TO FART! *person farts* *creamy sauce comes out* Oh shit, I think i just sharted. It smells good!

by Rallemandendk April 1, 2022

shart

sharting is where you fart so hard you shit your fucking pants or in this case you "shart"

person 1: bro i think i sharted

person 2: lemme get a sniff homie

by little piss master 420 April 3, 2022

shart

(v) general positive utility verb; used as an attribute of a great achievement or event

1) Bro I sharted all over that test! Totally aced it!
2) This pizza sharts. So good.

by HungPistonsFan24 April 4, 2022

Shart

When you try to fart but shit comes out, usually diarrhea.

John: Remember that girl Cindy? On our first date I sharted. William: Oh wow, did she notice?

by Something in my dick April 9, 2022

Sharted

Farted and shited at the same time in your pants

Man that nigga sharted

by Buttercup$ February 16, 2022