Rubber Bandhand

Son of Oswald Cobblepot who seeks revenge for the death of his mother and the molestation of his farther, mother (Adreea Cobblepot) and brothers (Walter "Bubble Hands" "The Redhood" Cobblepot, Sebastian Cobblepot and Henry "Little Baby" Cobblepot)
His method of revenge is to wear the symbolic rubber band of the Cobblepot family on his hand while hitting the molester with a broken chairleg.
He is dead now and at one time suffered from aids...which was passed on by the molester.

Person 1: You killed most of my family and molested me...i now have aids
Person 2: Stop hitting me with the chairleg

by Jimmy Flex March 14, 2005

rubber ducky

Titty fucking, boobie sex, etc...
Having "sex" with a girls cleavage.

I was doin' some rubber ducky with this ho and I gave her a pearl necklace!

by ontheup January 1, 2005

rubber blowing

when you ejaculate so hard it blows out the condom breaking it

so i started rubber blowing but now i have to leave the country to avoid paying child support

by sp6c3 September 26, 2024

Rubber Band Manlet

The rubber band manlet (a dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10) is a mobbed-up manlet, a misanthropic manlet, a materialistic manlet and a myopic manlet who petulantly peddles his piddly hobbit pipe-weed to all of the towering grown-ups who have the misfortune of crossing his pathetically puny path. Straight outta Oompa Loompa land, tape measure in his right, booster seat in his other hand. Call him a lesser man, he'll always be a lesser man. Wasted a couple hundred grand, high heels, all colors man. Once inevitably caught by the ever-watchful Manlet Detection Agency, the then incarcerated rubber band manlet instantly and seamlessly makes the for him natural transition into a prison wife manlet and happily lives out his laughably lowly little life in the enthusiastically submissive service of his fearlessly formidable and devastatingly dominant, supremely superior magnificent manmore prison war daddy overlord.

Emily: Lol, why is that deceased rubber band manlet lying in the manlet pit over there and why is he covered with garden gnomes? Bianca: A group of little girls just shot him to death with a pink BB gun and then gave the silly, little manlet boy a dwarven funeral. Emily: Hahahahaha! Manlets rise up!

by ManletDepreciator October 10, 2024

Hand rubber

An alternative slur for "jew"

Those hand rubbers never spend any money

by hotdogs12473 January 4, 2025

Chasing a Cloud With a Rubber Spoon

Futile effort; trying to achieve the impossible using inadequate means.

When your buddy asks what someone is doing and you don't know, you say "That boy is out there Chasing a Cloud with a Rubber Spoon."

by thingymaging June 20, 2025

rubber dinghy rapids

"rubber dinghy rapids bro" - waj- 4 lions
one of the most iconic movie lines in the world. referring to the rubber dinghy rapids from alton towers in the hit film 4 lions. now used more of a widespread term of expression which can be used in any context.

"waj, why are you doing this?"
"rubber dinghy rapids"
"sorry?"
"rubber dinghy rapids bro"

by lh009 June 25, 2025