Oil On Wood

Telling someone that they are like "Oil on wood" is like telling someone that they are beautiful and that they stand out in a good way. Putting oil on wood preserves the wood and makes it stand out more so when you say that someone is like "oil on wood" is like telling them that they are preserved and that they look outstanding.

"Oh you look like oil on wood today"

"Wow this dress on you is like oil on wood"

by Szymon.P December 15, 2019

BP Oil Spill

Boy Pussy oil spill: When you pull out of your tight twink and they leak diarrhea. Would not recommend.

I fucked my Grindr date yesterday but he had been drinking the night before. We had a BP oil spill.

by danasp_42 August 25, 2019

tabbing oil

A delicious coconut oil used to cover girls named Jenn. Usually followed by licking it off entirely.

I need to get some tabbing oil before the weekend

by Pseudo great September 3, 2019

Oil

A stank Oompa Loompa lookin ass bitch

Man look at the oil over there

by Oily bitch September 16, 2019

Oil can

Someone that consumes a lot of alcohol and is considered an alcoholic.

Look at him over there getting wasted. Yeah that guy is an oil can.

by Scoomish September 29, 2019

dirty oil can

When a man and a women lay head to head and pee on each other

Hey can I get a dirty oil can

by Corneales mcdoon May 15, 2018

Testing the oil

testing the oil is when a team of, say, soccer players goes to shower and if anybody gets a boner sometimes they try and just dip the tip as though an oil cap in your car. in the puccis of anybody who cant turn around. test their oil. you be a dipstick ya see

Ron is doing his thing where he overcomes his autism by trying to temporarily dominate any encircling opposition; he's testing the oil again

by 420osis May 23, 2018