oscar

old man

oscar is just an old man

by cupcake0987 December 16, 2021

Oscar Puri

Oscar (AKA Snowball) Puri is a very handsome Maltipoo. He lives in Bay Area, California. Oscar is a very anxious man, and has separation anxiety from his parents. Overall, Oscar is very chill, but does have sudden bursts of energy. Oh, he also looks like Alec Baldwin for some reason.

A: Nice dog, what's his name?

S: His name is Oscar Puri, isn't he handsome?

A: Yes, he is very good looking. I'll call him Snowball.

S: Haha, he'd like that.

A: Would you like to get coffee with me? Oscar can come too.

S: I’d love to.

(By the end of this story A and S start to date and Oscar is the best man at the wedding.)

by PandaManAlex December 19, 2021

oscar

clapped muppet that thinks he's funny

oscar is a blert mega

by yourmumsabadmuppet December 21, 2021

Oscar

The Cutest Boy ever to walk the earth, Rooms light up when he walks in them

Person 1: Damn man have you seen "Oscar"
Person 2: Of course, he's to cute to not notice

by RandomPerson470114 December 24, 2021

Oscar

Elmo's long-lost annoying older brother. instead of liking tickles, Oscar likes trash. when he runs out of batteries, solar panels come out of his head and whack people. he also can use his eyes as projectiles

person "hi Oscar!"

Oscar "*throws eye*"
person "*bleh*"
Oscar "bye person"
person "*blehbleh*"

by WordMaster! March 10, 2022

Oscar Male

A curry licking, carpet riding cunt who cannot connect to the email servers during technical difficulties. They usually only mate with other male species due to their attractiveness to nipples. They are quite fancy and can be an awesome chap but can sometimes get in the way when you’re eating Parmesan noodles with uncooked salmon!

Bruv I met an Oscar Male today

Wow, I heard he aaaaaaah

by Jimmy garden March 19, 2022

oscar

the gayest mother fucker ever.
people named oscar are probably gonna grow up to be sex offenders.
he would pay to suck cock

person : hey oscar what did you do on the weekend?
oscar: i sucked cock and watched dream #dreamsexual #hatedreamphobes #dreamsexual awareness

by freddy fazballs crusty cvm soc March 22, 2022