the office he held

To be dominant over other.
To have a power that sets you higher.

the clothes was wonderful quality that became invisible to any one who was unfit for the office he held, or was incorrigibly stupid.

by abekatten April 4, 2018

Poor Man's Office

An abandoned room or or laboratory on a college campus or high school ideally.

Where is Jamal? He is in his poor man's office in the abandoned chemistry lab on the fourth floor.

by fartso54 May 22, 2018

Office-max Tango

When two or more people repeatedly staple their shirts or genitals together whilst high/drunk and attempt to dance

ex:”Jason,Kyle, and mason all did the office-max tango at mikaylas party last night.”

by scrimmykimpus April 15, 2018

Office Poop-a-traitor

The office coworker who poops on a different floor or area than his/her own daily and then steals snacks from the same floor/area.

I see Ken come to the 7th floor every day at 10 am to stink up the bathroom then goes to our lunchroom to steal donuts. Ken is the office poop-a-traitor!

by AngDevilo May 27, 2018

Drop a load off at the post office

Take a dump

I’ll be right back. I gotta drop a load off at the post office.

by Dcstrutter May 28, 2018

Office Jihad

When a Muslim disgruntled employee begins subtle sabotage as a from of protest to his superiors, until they give into his/her demands.

- So what are you gonna do?
- Maybe I book appointments the wrong way, maybe I forget some post its, maybe I send wrong emails.
- Dude that's like declaring war on your manager, your problem doesn't sound like its worth the trouble.
- Fixing the good coffee machine is worth any cost. The entire office is united in this.
- The struggle sounds real.

- I like to call it Office Jihad.

by Ergeron June 27, 2019

Officity

Adj: used to describe an office binge. If you know or have a friend that watches to much of "The Office", use this word to describe them.

Bro, my friend is SUCH an "Officity", like they never stop watching it

by JAKEnBAKEnSNAKEnCAKE July 14, 2019