Person 1: Have you heard? They're such a Carolyn/Matthew.
Person 2: Wdym?
Person 1: They used macaronous to refer to a single macaroni!
Person 2: Oh, EW!
Person 2: Wdym?
Person 1: They used macaronous to refer to a single macaroni!
Person 2: Oh, EW!
by papi.SPAGHETTO November 6, 2020
Get the Carolyn/Matthew mug.hes so weird, not a fan favorite very much not liked. he walks into a room everyone cry tears of sadness. no one talks to him he sit alone at lunch, this poor boy is so strange.
by matthater101(gg) September 30, 2020
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Get the Matthew Patthew mug.A 17 year old in the movie Saw 2, he’s literally so fucking pretty and I’m sad we never got to see him after Saw 2. He deserved better but at least he survived the trap. He’s also definitely emo or punk or some form of alternative. Still fine asf
Person 1: Okay at the same time name the best Saw Character.
Person 2: Got it.
Person 3: 3, 2, 1
Person 1 & 2: Daniel Matthews
Person 3: Amanda Young
Person 1 & 2: Valid
Person 2: Got it.
Person 3: 3, 2, 1
Person 1 & 2: Daniel Matthews
Person 3: Amanda Young
Person 1 & 2: Valid
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Doesn’t allow water to go down his crack. Liberal democrat. No ass hole. But what he lacks in hole he makes up for in cheeks. His eyes are full of yeast that his mom Melissa used to make fresh bread. She makes so much bread she got arrested and was no longer present for daddy boot time with mr mike.
Spends all his money on ass hair growth serum to keep his little brother warm, and knit fleeces for blind kids.
Nipples that could be mistaken for large water fowl. Lost all his ribs in the Great War and does impressions of gumby at kids parties for wet cheese money.
Subconsciously gay but outwardly slay.
Doesn’t allow water to go down his crack. Liberal democrat. No ass hole. But what he lacks in hole he makes up for in cheeks. His eyes are full of yeast that his mom Melissa used to make fresh bread. She makes so much bread she got arrested and was no longer present for daddy boot time with mr mike.
Spends all his money on ass hair growth serum to keep his little brother warm, and knit fleeces for blind kids.
Nipples that could be mistaken for large water fowl. Lost all his ribs in the Great War and does impressions of gumby at kids parties for wet cheese money.
Subconsciously gay but outwardly slay.
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