Homework

I go over my boyfriends house to have sex but tell my parents I'm helping him with homework

Mom can I go over Kyle's to help him with the homework

by Yagosmi November 15, 2022

homework

Boring work that children have to do only to get good grades and stuff.

Kids only do homework on the weekend because some parents say it 'keeps them busy'.

by anonymous November 26, 2022

Homework

Homework is a combination of emotions - such as rage, pain, general sadness, fatigue, tiredness, and the need to slack off.

"How are you feeling today?"
"I'm Homework"
"What do you mean?"
"Oh you know, rage, pain, sadness, and lust."

by Old Wise One. November 28, 2022

Homework

Originally created by a teacher (who later condemned its widespread use)as a punishment for students who refused to complete their work it has later been indoctrinated into widespread society and is confirmed cause in over 50 suicides a month in america.

You get homework today

Ye i heard the teachers discussing who killing themselves this time

by Anblokeontheinternet December 17, 2021

Homework

1) An after-school assignment, typically used as a method of torture legal in every part of the world.
2) A violation of the 8th amendment
3) The second worst thing the Germans have done. (Yes, Germans introduced modern homework to the U.S., not the Italians)
4) A common way of starting small talk
5) An excuse to go over to a girl's house (and do anything but homework, usually bang)

Person 1: Hey, do you need help with the homework
Person 2: Sure ;)

by AngeryItalianDud December 19, 2021

homework

the Latin version of torture (krowemoh), pronounced backwards.

teacher- "alright class here's your homework"
the kid who speaks Latin- "AAAAAAAAAHHAHAAHAH"

by The Banana From Space May 16, 2022

Homework

a secret code word for masturbation

Friend 1: “I did some homework last night”
Friend 2: “How was it?”

Friend 1: “10/10”

by sagetheseasoning May 26, 2022