Greased Egg grip

When you're shooting a handgun, you want to hold firmly enough that you hold on to the gun but not so that you're doing a Darth Vader death grip: "Greased Egg Grip". Hold it firmly enough it doesn't fly out of your hand but not so tight as to crack the egg and get it all over your shoes.

Man.. I can shoot my Beretta comfortably all day long with this Greased Egg grip without my Arthritis kicking in.. whoever thought of it was a genius!

by SRG720 January 27, 2012

greasing the seal

Post ejaculation of solo masturbation, said person takes their cum and rubs it inside and out of their asshole while making seal sounds.

"ARF! ARF! ARF! greasing the seal!"

by jimmy_chicken July 26, 2012

grease hawk

A more common hockey player phrase used to describe a guy who hooks up with women who are of a more plump nature.

"Only a grease hawk like you would muck it up with that big ass broad."

by dportal June 20, 2011

Kid Grease

The grease that collects on a child's hands or face.

The doorknob was covered in Kid Grease.

by CRUSTYMUSTYDUSTY March 25, 2023

grease the pole

Greasing the poll, masterbation

Bet someone is greasing the pole to that...
IL be greasing my pole to that later...
Grease the pole

by E snow23 January 18, 2023

grease muncher

overused insult that the sagaa fg uses the most, used to define fat people that eat alot of fast food.

Koni: Alright grease muncher settle down.
Java: bro you swear that shit was funny

by sagaalore January 28, 2023

Chip grease

A racist slur used against African Americans. The reference dates back to slavery. Famously quoted by an 18th century save owner referred to as only "Ian"

Make sure t avoid the urban areas, theyre crawling with chip grease.

by Purple raven November 15, 2023