The act of cleaning up the mess resulting from a particularly vociferous asphyxiwank with Lewis Capaldi toilet paper, then leaving said paper on the bedside table, allowing it to dry overnight.
by Jeffrey 'Jeff' Jefferson November 29, 2019
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by shivers1772 May 23, 2019
Get the crusty ant mug.When you have a poop and if you don’t wipe properly the poop will cause skid marks and when it dries the poop will go crusty which results in crusty pants
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