May 9

Go somewhere fun with your friends

me: hey do y’all wanna go somewhere
them: yea but why today
me: cmon now it’s may 9 how could u forget

by machary May 3, 2022

9-Eleven

A Popular Convenience Store Located at almost every street corner in Afghanistan Since The Taliban Took Over,
Popular Items sold include Abandoned US Armored Vehicles. IEDs and Mortars that don't shoot more than 3 feet..

Hey Lets go to the 9-Eleven Across the street and get some Jihad Supplies, I need to blow myself up today.

by SpicySawce May 6, 2022

May 9

Ask your crush out day

May 9th is the day to ask out your crush if you don’t it will bring bad luck

by Ily.her_sm May 6, 2022

Dec 9

This day is if u see ur crush ask them out automatically.

hey Susan, I like you

Ew bitch go away your trash.
Well it was worth a shot because it’s DEC 9!

by Ugly brororo December 9, 2021

June 9

Hit a girl with a name starting with D day! Have fun

Its June 9, you know what that means!!

by sonik x bonik April 5, 2022

march 9

the most amazing person is born on this day.(including me)

random:dude, they were born on march 9!
me:damn they must be awesome :0

by darlling<3 April 5, 2022

February 9

A day kind angels are born on. Being born on February 9 is a very lucky day and month to be born on. You will become happy and successful in this beautiful world. Please treat these people kind as they will give you good luck. Your really lucky if your friends with someone born on this day. They are funny, good looking, kind and great humans.

i was born on February 9

by flow111 April 15, 2022