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May 9

me: hey do y’all wanna go somewhere
them: yea but why today
me: cmon now it’s may 9 how could u forget
by machary May 3, 2022
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9-Eleven

A Popular Convenience Store Located at almost every street corner in Afghanistan Since The Taliban Took Over,
Popular Items sold include Abandoned US Armored Vehicles. IEDs and Mortars that don't shoot more than 3 feet..
Hey Lets go to the 9-Eleven Across the street and get some Jihad Supplies, I need to blow myself up today.
by SpicySawce May 6, 2022
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May 9

May 9th is the day to ask out your crush if you don’t it will bring bad luck
by Ily.her_sm May 6, 2022
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Dec 9

This day is if u see ur crush ask them out automatically.
hey Susan, I like you

Ew bitch go away your trash.
Well it was worth a shot because it’s DEC 9!
by Ugly brororo December 9, 2021
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June 9

Hit a girl with a name starting with D day! Have fun
by sonik x bonik April 5, 2022
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march 9

the most amazing person is born on this day.(including me)
random:dude, they were born on march 9!
me:damn they must be awesome :0
by darlling<3 April 5, 2022
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February 9

A day kind angels are born on. Being born on February 9 is a very lucky day and month to be born on. You will become happy and successful in this beautiful world. Please treat these people kind as they will give you good luck. Your really lucky if your friends with someone born on this day. They are funny, good looking, kind and great humans.
i was born on February 9
by flow111 April 15, 2022
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