your dog is a hog

when your dog gets transformed into a hog
after the term "your family tree is lgbt"
this is a term that should not be used lightly
it is more powerful than "your cat is fat"

David: '"Your mom gay lol"
John: " Your dad lesbian"
David: "No u"
John : " Your granny tranny"
David: "your grandpap is a trap"
John: "No u lol"
David: "don't make me say it" "your family tree is lgbt
John: * welp* "I guess your dog is a hog"
* all thicc bois reunite and create a universe*
*david gets placed in it*

by david is done May 16, 2018

cancer dog

a dod that as been infected by a otk overload and cancer at the same time.

boy:what kind of dog is he
girl:a cancer dog
boy:oh well wanna listen to sixnine and drink lean
girl:sure

by 123456789076543211234567899876 May 17, 2018

Mammy dog

Mammy dog is a dog who had had puppies

Hey thats one nice mammy dog, she has lots of puppers

by Yodogggg May 18, 2018

dog pocket

dating back to world war 2, the term "dog pocket" refers to an ancient ritual from the Egyptians that was used to capture all Jewish dogs and store them into another dimension until everything blows over.

hey Quinton, ya hear about that dog pocket in Europe that just opened up?

by eatlicker24 May 18, 2018

Coconut dog

Gemma dryden

Gemma is a coconut dog

by Kouda May 18, 2018

Dog in the Bathtub

When you tactfully place your balls in her ass while having vaginal intercourse. Tactful is the key word; washing the dog in a bath tub is never easy.

I thought I would have a struggle but putting the dog in the bathtub came naturally to her! #bestinshow

by Reyer May 19, 2018

Dog in the Bathtub

When you tactfully place your balls in her ass while having vaginal intercourse. Tactful is the key word; washing the dog in a bath tub is never easy.

I thought I would have a struggle but putting the dog in the bathtub came naturally to her! #bestinshow

by Reyer May 19, 2018