face cocoon

A bomb ass scarf which makes you feel safe and secure

Gabu: "nice scarf"
Quaid: "BITCH this is my face cocoon!"

by 1234(32433 January 13, 2017

Wonky face

When someone has no friends and they have a messed up face and is ugly

Girl 1: he was such a wonky face
Girl 2: he makes me sick

by Alexeisler January 11, 2017

Hand-to-Face

When you stretch so good you slap someone in the face.

This one time i stretched so hard I gave her a hand-to-face (slap)

by Reediculous13 November 19, 2018

Butter face

A clueless or stupid individual

Man she's a butter face

by Blahhhhhhblahhhh December 1, 2018

Jerusalem Face Lift

This is when a Jewish man goes down on a goyem, wraps her legs around his head, stands up, dons a suit and tie, and goes out to dinner with his parents. Avec said goy strapped to his face.

Wow, my parents will be surprised when I show up to dinner with a Jerusalem Face Lift. They will see how happy I am and understand.

by Shawl collah December 7, 2018

My face is just raining

it’s when you’re crying but don’t want to admit it

I’m not crying, my face is just raining

by XProHandsoap December 9, 2018

Face Huggies

When a woman clamps her legs around her lovers face during cunnilingus like the face hugger from Alien

“Mary yelled “FACE HUGGIES” as she sat on my face last night”

by Pumpkinmunchkin October 11, 2018