Basic White Guy

Basic White Guy Kit:
Constantly quotes Top Gun
Single origin coffee
Khaki shorts (middle thigh length, 5.5"inseam)
White Tube socks
Hey dude slippers, slides or Teva sandals
Patagonia shirts
Subaru WRX
Vapes desert flavors
V-neck t-shirts
“ice cream” hair (AKA q-tip look)
In depth knowledge about the local IPA’s
Spends of their free time arguing with 12yr olds playing call of duty
Still owns a hacky sack
Phrases Used:
-You’re Mom
-Blood
-Bruh, Bro, Bromosapian, etc.
-No cap
Wears t-shirts for bands he can’t list a single song of
Still owns a DVD copy of Mean Girls, but hides it.
Played Halo before it was mainstream.
Wears camo but doesnt hunt
Holiday Inn Express Card

Bro is such a basic white guy, look at those hey dude slippers! That guy couldn't be anymore basic, even if it was tattooed on his forehead.

by Cracklinbacon December 2, 2024

White Caleb

a term for a faggot who tends to sway in the way of large black men, preferably during wrestling or jiu jitsu. this negro often is Caucasian and a redneck and is a jizz junkie nig nog

yo that guy's a total White Caleb

by djnfdhjfb December 2, 2024

Caleb White

A term describing an individual who is a complete cum guzzling butt pirate and enjoys gargling sweaty black balls.

Person 1: yo bro why is that guy getting railed in the ass in the locker room?

Person 2: ikr bro he’s such a Caleb White

by Ksjdksbdksb December 2, 2024

White knuckling it

When you grab yo shit so hard while strokin' it your knuckles turn white

"Yo bro I was White Knuckling it last night."

by sugonadeez December 2, 2024

White Mouthing

When someone gets a job because they do oral favors for a superior.

Johnny was White Mouthing to get his higher paying job.

by WhiteWisher December 4, 2024

white horse

White Horse is a slang used in association to playful or comical demeanor. The act of being on a White Horse is essentially to be in a humorous mood.

"She's all comical again, right back onto her white horse."

by dailyfinality December 7, 2024

Fat White Pig

A submissive white woman who is large and curvy and who is attracted to and pursued by men of color.

Terry is my fat white Pig, I own her

by D.Lang December 8, 2024