zero times infinity

1. Something nonlogical, undefined, nonsense.
1-1. Something that seems like the above.

2. Something that doesn`t exist.

3. Something frustrating to calculate.

1.
Guy a: Did you hear The Whore is going out with Jason?
Guy b: What! That`s like zero times infinity! Why would he...

2.
Guy a: I`m raising a pet dinosaur.
Guy b: You fucking liar. I know dinosaurs are zero times infinity!

3.
Calculate the limit of (1/x) x when x goes to infinity.

by Jekr December 10, 2018

Zero gravi-d

Adjective/Noun/Verb
The act of taking too much viagra therefore causing a prolonged erection

Doctor: "and what was your last oral intake Jimmie?"
Jimmie: "well I took some viagra."
Doctor: "it seems to be that your diagnosis is a case of zero gravi-d"

by Lobot13 July 22, 2017

zero

the concept of zero can be explained by the absence of a number

3-2-1... zero?

buy a zero mug

by isocialmad March 1, 2019

zero

Zero is the number of points which AEK Athens gained in the Champions League season 2018-2019. Zero points is the worst a team can ever accomplish.

AEK Athens gained zero points this season. PAOK Thessaloniki will do the same next year.

by CyborgGR December 12, 2018

Zero

The amount of money Mexico will pay for Trump's boarder wall

News in from the future, Mexico still pays zero for the wall

by MrMoDoJoJr February 11, 2019

Zero Dollar Friend

When you have a friend that is close to you and acts straight but is really gay or bi and trying to get closer to you

Omg Emily is Jackie’s zero dollar friend and Emily doesn’t even see it #LOL

by LeO4show October 1, 2018

Zero

A song by The Smashing Pumpkins which has the best guitar solo played by a piano.

Zero is the best song in the Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness album.

by UltimateDoge August 28, 2022