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12 year plan

Something a nerd does so that they can act "better" for planning out their education. Only used to brag
Friend: Hey Kate, How are you?
Kate: Great! Just was discussing my 12 year plan for college!
by Hydroflask May 31, 2016
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New Year's Buffet

The first gluttonous feast of the year usually served from around noon to 3pm on January 1st when most New Year's Eve revelers wake up.
We had a wonderfully drunken New Year's Eve and now we're looking forward to New Year's Buffet!
by onehandcrabbing December 31, 2012
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You Years Resolution

When someone else's New Years Resolution unfortunately involves you.
Mary: "Jim wants to meet up with me. His You Years Resolution is get in touch with all of his old friends."
Linda: "When was the last time you called him?"
Mary: "Like 6 years! And there is a reason for that!"

Jane: "Kathy took me to the gym today."
Joe: "To the gym? You've never been to the gym!
Jane: "I know. Her You Years Resolution is to lose 25 pounds so she bought us both gym memberships. I hate the gym!"
by ejones63 January 2, 2013
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mid-year crisis

Every year in high school, the time when everything in school and life gets so overwhelming that you break down and cry.
"Four tests tomorrow and I have work 'till 12 tonight; I'm having my annual mid-year crisis"
"I'll get the tissues."
by highschoolsenior October 13, 2011
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5 year olds

theses mfs have a literal spasms every time they see with ".EXE" at the end. They're also toxic little assholes that LOVEEE fortnite and cringey ass youtube videos and things that have died out like 3 years ago.
"Ew it's 5 year olds watching Lankybox!!!"
by Youcantusethisusernow1 May 26, 2023
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christmas is early this year

The meaning of the phrase 'Christmas came early' is rather straight forward — that is to depict when something good happens to you unexpectedly, and it feels like Santa brought you an early present.
- she found her cat! Christmas is early this year!
by AnitaRadcliffe April 6, 2023
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No Nut New Years

This man is no longer human or god. He is god of all gods. He knows the last name of Obama. He is the chosen one
A God that doesnt nut from Nov. 1 to Jan. 1, No Nut New Years.
by AGod0607 November 1, 2019
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