Imperfect Vegan

Apologetic ass who wants to look good to vegans as well as non vegans.

I eat plants except on Sundays. On Sundays, I prefer lacerated wings of birds and solidified goat breast milk. It's good to be imperfect vegan!

by boom_infinite May 7, 2022

Vegan

A person with no name or identity. They announce themselves as their diet(although nobody cares), they are their diet, they live their diet, they breath their diet, their diet is all they are and nothing more. They hate anyone who doesn’t use their diet, and throw a fit any time they see normal things like people eating and minding their own business.

Person asks “what is your name?” Vegan responds “ I’m vegan” conversation ends.

by Petdragon May 12, 2022

Vegan

Meat Cannibal.

Dude look at that vegan. What a cruel monster.

by The Pizza King_97 October 29, 2022

The vegan milk-shakes

When you have too much caffiene and not enough fats in your system so you get the shakes.

Damn shawty I can't sit still, I've got the vegan milk-shakes!

by Mmmmmmmung November 2, 2022

vegan cheating

the state of being single, but telling an interested woman that you have a girlfriend. this will incite the forbidden sexual thrill and spontaneity of the real thing, but does not actually involve hiding information from someone, hence the "vegan".

"What do you mean Sarah's really your cousin?"
"Yeah, I just told you she was my girlfriend. You sure outfucked her. That's vegan cheating for you."
"I guess I did, huh?"

by nochilliam November 6, 2022

vegan zaza soy pie

Vegan zaza soy pie is a dumb phrase that has been a meme on both instagram and twitter, and no one knows what it means or at least won’t describe it.

Note: Zaza means weed, so it may be referencing an edible

Examples:

“The lonely vegan bakes soy zaza pie at night” @PunkRevNow via twitter

“Elizabeth ate the vegan zaza soy pie and fucking died” @hamburglar45 via twitter

by yellowaurabee September 14, 2022

Half-Vegan

Someone who is vegan but only eats meat when it is 50% off

"Im no fully vegan, im Half-Vegan. It still counts though"

by Enderdragon2032//4_7D September 21, 2022