rusty mashwete

An old, dull and rusty machete.

I can't cut anything with this old "rusty mashwete".

by shvadenadder March 16, 2011

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rusty rubberneck

Getting an Indian burn your dick

Give me a rusty rubberneck

by quacker207 March 21, 2011

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rusty melodica

Anilingus performed on female, accompanied by manual clitoral stimulation.

My secret girlfriend likes rimming and fingers, so I think a rusty melodica will be right down her alley.

by Cookies and Unicorns July 27, 2011

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When participant “A” defecates, it is then placed inside of participants “B” anus. Participant “B” will then release the placed specimen upon the original donors chest while simultaneously rubbing it in.

I am so glad that my partner and I discovered the Rusty Wallace foreplay. I always wanted to shit on my own chest, now there’s a way!

by anonymous May 11, 2023

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Rusty Flapjack

When a man covers his flaccid penis with his partner's dandruff and proceeds to insert it into his partner.

"This girl had major dandruff right? And a couldn't get hard! Well some of her dandruff got on my dick and I still stuck it in her. Call that the Rusty Flapjack"

by Bill Butlicker November 18, 2021

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