Cleveland Steamer Vacuum Cleaner

When the dominant figure within a relationship defecates into the others anus, and then proceeds to suck the feces back out with their mouth.

“Yo man heard you guys hooked up, what did you guys end up doing?”

“Oh you know, gave her the old Cleveland Steamer Vacuum Cleaner, not much else.”

by Static The Kidd July 24, 2019

Stanley Steamer

When you drop a deuce in the snow in the middle of the winter and steam rises from it.

Woah, Jerry just straight up dropped a Stanley Steamer in the park.

by Perry Jex June 2, 2019

ocean steamer

An ocean steamer is when you go down on a woman and her pussy lips grab a hold of you like an octopus and try sucking you down, disappearing in the Bermuda Triangle

I had a real whale of a time the other day in this bbw. I couldn’t breathe from the ocean steamer.

by xXJustBlaze420Xx June 15, 2019

Cebu Steamer

Exactly like a Cleveland Steamer but it's lumpia.

I tried to give my girlfriend a Cebu Steamer, but I can't get the texture right.

by LateToTheNameGame March 21, 2019

Stanley Steamer

stanley steamer

When you pull out during sex and blow your load on her untrimmed pubic hair and tell her she needs to call Stanley steamer to clean her rug.

"Sorry about your rug... better call Stanley steamer to clean that up before it dries!"

by Johnson_jokes September 12, 2019

Dreamy steamer

When you fart on someone's pillow before they go to sleep and wake up work pink eye.

Jenna got a dreamy steamer last night and has to go to the doctor now to get it looked at.

by Big Rodboski October 6, 2019

Maple Steamer

An anal sex act when the guy is cumming and the woman has diarrhea at the same time making a thick hot syrup texture.

John knew Abby had been having constant diarrhea, but he never minded a maple steamer after anal.

by Pancakeater10 October 12, 2019