peruvian pie

When someone sticks their dick into a llama. At the same time this person is receiving a rimjob from a girl and eating out a female guinea pig.

Did you hear that Alvaro did a peruvian pie during 3rd period?

by bjfeelsgoodman May 15, 2016

My pie

1. A sweet name to call your loved one.
2. Silas, who is smol but also unbelievably hot.
3. A slice of pie that belongs to yourself.

1. Silas is my pie.
2. Damn, Silas is smol.
3. Oh hey, there's the pie I baked.

by ForMyPie January 22, 2017

Cheese Pie

A large shit after eating vast quantities of cheesecake.

"Whoah that's a lot of cheesecake."
"Yeah, I'm going to make a cheese pie later."

by Bear in the Bathroom November 29, 2019

Chris Pie

When Christopher let’s his poop dry on his butt and picks it off, while smelling it’s savory smell.

Chris smeared his finger on his butt to achieve the ultimate chris pie thus, smelling it.

by AndrekBoobido December 1, 2019

pie as a rock

to be so fried that you cannot move. variations on rock can and may include stick, doornail, stump, rat and many others

dude.. im pie as a rock right now

by #@@@@@@ March 27, 2020

ham pie

post easter poop: ham, beer, potato's, candy, more beer all smushed into a pie

The ham pie that just came out of my ass was real...

by BallzDeeep84 April 13, 2020

Pie Magnet

A rather portly gentleman who appears to have the uncanny ability to magnetically attract all the pies in the immediate vicinity for his personal consumption.

“Look at the size of him! He’s a proper pie magnet”.

“Yes... I agree. He is indeed most rotund”

“What?”

by jspam February 16, 2020