Two shits in the wind

Not give a fuck

Sorry man but I don’t give two shits in the wind about ya gran’s funeral

by anonymous February 25, 2023

because of the wind

When the smoke alarm goes off.

The smoke alarm went off because of the wind.

by Debskelly1985 March 12, 2023

winds picking up

Strong urge to go to the pub is coming on

Geez the winds picking up, we’ll get blown to the pub in a minute

by PezLad70 March 16, 2023

three sheets to the wind

Being groggy and awareness-impaired due to there being one or more people nearby wif really "breezy" butts.

Everyone really pigged out at da free community baked-bean supper and then had an uproarious whizzpopping-party afterwards, and so a lot of dem went home totally "three sheets to the wind"!

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

Wind up

As a result / the aftermath

“Don’t defy them, or else you’ll wind up like the others”

by alexpc12309 January 15, 2023

Shit Wind

1.) An Impressive Fart lasting more than 3 seconds
2.) Poor performance by a Co-Worker or Employee

Billy let out a nice Shit wind. OR
Nick is a real Shit Wind!

by Funktacular February 9, 2023

wind-rowed

a term used by tornado damage fanatics to describe how a house is thrown by a tornado in rapid speeds. this plays into Weather Porn, it does look pretty cool when an american house turns into confetti, shredded like paper.

"The house was completely wind-rowed and granulated.

by MartianSupremacist October 10, 2023