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Blue Doo

When you discretely take a girl into a port-a-potty and have sex with her from behind. During this process you push her head into the toilet bowl, causing her hair to turn blue. Everyone will clearly know what happened to her and the embarrassment will commence.
That girl just got railed in the port-a-potty and got blue doo-ed! Ho!
by mastamahars July 8, 2009
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Blue Doosh

The blue tooth headset that is often seen sported by people walking down the street, in a coffee shop, and in client meetings. Often associated with those who think they are so cool that they can't take off their blue-tooth headset, thus rendering them a Blue Doosh.

Typically a douchebag who has a Blue Tooth headset on.
*looking at someone sitting at the table next to you in a restaurant, with his left ear flickering*

"Blue Doosh alert! That guy is wearing his Blue Doosh."
by blue doosh dont April 10, 2010
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sketchy blue

The point at which the sky has become bright again after a night of indulgence in a substance, or several such as alcohol, cocaine, ecstacy, LSD, etc.
Andrew: "Man, the sun is up!"
Matt: "Oh shit, it's sketchy blue."

Andrew: "It's time for bed, dude."
by famouscigarillo March 17, 2010
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Blue Shoulder

The product of being teased with a shoulder massage, and then never receiving said massage.
‎"You still owe me a massage!"-Person 1
"What do I owe you a massage?!"Person 2
"Well you told me you were gonna give me one, so you teased me, ..... you SO blue shouldered me!"-Person 1
by PseudoGinger May 31, 2011
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Bacon Blues

Severe sickness when you realize that your not having bacon for breakfast.

Side-effects may include spitting, nausea, vommiting, loss of direction, migrane, mood swings, herpes, long term memory, AIDS, dizziness, and death. Can be contagious if not handled properly.
Joe: Gee, Tim looks pretty depressed.

Rick: He has the Bacon Blues.
by Bacon=Life April 30, 2010
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40oz blues

when, after a few drinks, one will proceed to become an unhappy drunk, and begin to cry and shed tears about anything remotely bothering them. ex: crying about ex-boyfriend, inability to microwave easymac, spilling a drink on one's shirt, middle age
Becky drank to much and got a case of the 40oz blues and ruined the party.
by randymaniam June 5, 2010
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email blues

The emotion felt upon hitting the "get mail" icon and finding you have no mail or have only spam

Often results in depression or anger
"got the email blues, why do I never recieve any email? I hate Thunderbird"
by Baggyeyes April 21, 2008
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