hairy water

pubes in the drain

My dad left me some hairy water this morning and I had to clean it up.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

Fire+Water

When fire needs water to activate.
Sex God: "bro the fire needs water to activate WALLAH!"
Italian Dog: "Oh yeah cuz!?"
Polish Dog: (tries burning water) "ITS NOT WORKING!!! OI, ITS NOT WORKING! "
... :/

Fire+Water=Mc'Lit

by Pats Boy12345 November 23, 2016

The Taste of water

Pussy taste like water, So water taste like pussy.

Eat good cat kids 🐱

"Your pussys so clean, It's like the taste of water. Mmm"

by lilbitbanga December 8, 2016

Water Poop

The result when small kids get diarrhea after swimming.

“Mommy, I’m pooping water poop!”

by InfiniteGuy July 14, 2019

Water cup

A restaurant item used to drink not water but is used to drink fountain drinks. This beverage is perfect for those who don’t wanna spend the extra $3

Cashier: would u like a drink?
Me: no I will take a water cup

by Bawston69 November 23, 2019

holy water

it kills vampires.

person 1: look out! a vampire!
person 2: its ok, i have holy water.

by seventyone November 24, 2019

Water Popcorn

When you make a delivery to the toilet with your poop that has popcorn mashed inside of said poop.

I ate three bags of Orville Red and Backers last night. Not my finest moment, but made some lovely water popcorn in the toilet this morning.

by Lowtie December 15, 2019