Tranny Taint Pouch

The pouch that is surgically grafted to the inside of the leg of a tranny to conceal their penis. This same effect can also be obtained with the use of a piece of material much like a maxi pad that holds the penis tightly to the taint.

I think that girl might be a man, I swear I saw a Tranny Taint Pouch on the inside of her leg!!

by Eyedea October 13, 2012

Taint-a-nice-smell

The unpleasant order that can saturate fabric adjacent to a man’s taint, or grundel, after prolonged periods without access to dry-cleaning.

"Taint-a-nice-smell" on my Ludlow suit pants after two weeks at the climate meeting.

by Ligua Frank-a November 15, 2013

atomic taint punch

When you get your taint punched so hard that your body contorts and your taint turns into a vagina.

John atomic taint punched that guy so hard he had to get a sex change

by Smokey dick July 7, 2016

Chris Chan's Taint Piercing

Similar to Occam's razor but with a twist. Instead of the simplest answer is the right one it's the stupidest, most unnecessary solution is going to be the one put into practice.

"dude why did Chris Chan do that" "It's Chris Chan's Taint Piercing I guess"

by Alberthalperstram August 17, 2021

Double Sack Taint Smack

When two guys are fucking the same girl, one in the front and one in the back, and their timing gets messed up leading them to smack eachothers balls on the girl's taint

Me and Jim were fucking this chick the other day and he screwed up the timing and we ended up doing the double sack taint smack!

by Corey3259 April 11, 2015

lick my taint

Common saying of the Kurtis Nausbaum!

Lick my taint mofo!

by lick_my_taint January 10, 2012

whisky dip taint chaser

Taking a swig of your preferred whisky placing dip on your significant others taint and liking it off follow by another swing of your favourite whisky

I took that heavy like a Chevy chick round back and gave her a whisky dip taint chaser and she was mine alllll night long

by Donkeypuncher69420 January 18, 2020