Boss Switching

When you are WFH working from home under a pandemic lockdown and you are about to walk over to your desk and start work. You are Boss Switching, switching from your home boss to your work boss.

When you are Working From Home under a Pandemic Lockdown and you are about to walk over to your desk and start work. You are Boss Switching, switching from your home boss to your work boss.

by JDawg70 July 22, 2020

Ehfinar Switch

A word that is used to abbreviate the word "Reverser" or "F and R" (Forward and Reverse) switch on British trains that is used to control the direction the train goes.

Paul turned the Ehfinar Switch into the Neutral position.

by You'll be going nowhere. September 21, 2020

SWITCH

Switch: another name for your connect or plug. Used in Hampton, VA, Richmond, VA and Washington, DC

Aye moe what's the number to your switch that got that gas from last night. That switch is lit.

by olympusman2004 October 6, 2020

State Farm switch

When you find out your husband IS fucking Jake from State Farm on the low.

Anna was fooled by the State Farm switch when she heard her husband asking if Jake from State Farm liked the way he sucked Jake’s dick. She always knew Jake was on the DL

by DVillan October 11, 2020

Switch

Said when you want someone to alter behavior or change their attitude. Sally kept arguing with Dave about the earth being flat, and he told her to switch.

"Yo, switch!"

by superman369 July 12, 2022

Switch

A friendly game where you and friends put one finger in your mouth and another up your butt. When someone says switch, you switch fingers. Forms of “Switch” can be played with varying peoples mouths/butts. And you can even use different fingers each round.

You: “Hey, Joe wanna play a game of switch?”
Joe: “Sure thing bro!”
*one finger enters mouth (preferably pointer finger of one hand)
*another finger enters butt (preferably pointer finger of other hand)
Joe: “SWITCH!!!”
*fingers switch

by GeorgeTheWalrus July 19, 2022

suck switch

Any random piece of hardware, software or even something hidden in firmware or the UI that is easily flipped, and no logical person would expect to force a system to stop working. And yet, it does. Making the system un-suck is usually much harder to find than the aforementioned switch.

"Why does my wifi no longer work? I can still reach it on my phone".
"Oh, there's a little switch on the side of your laptop that shuts it off. A lot of people hit it accidentally".
"Well, that's a suck switch!"

by Glorth2 July 23, 2022