simon

gets zero play no girls ever talk to him or ever get near him, almost as if he isn't real.

he gets no bitches, his name must be simon

by peenyeater33 May 17, 2022

Simon

Bossen

Simon = Bossen

by vilm May 25, 2022

Andrew Simon

A very sexy autistic man

i love Andrew Simon

by AndrewSimonfan May 30, 2022

Simon Cowell

Ugly fucking cunt I hate more than myself

PEOPLE I DONT REALLY LIKE
YOU
MYSELF
SIMON FUCKING COWELL
I REALLY SIMON COWELL
THE TWA-

by CLEOELI December 6, 2021

Miss de simone

She is currently working at Passmores

She is the best teacher ever, but she is leaving for CAMBRIDGE. She will be missed

Miss De Simone

by By Your favourite student December 10, 2021

Simon's Ankles

The weakest set of ankles in known existence. Collapse instantly under the slightest strain or duress. Unable to support a fully grown human being any more than 2 poorly constructed souffles

Did you see that man in-explicitly collapse upon himself? He must have "Simon's Ankles"!

by BoxerBoyBronson December 16, 2021

Simon

Simon is a very hot person, he cares for all his friends and family. He's awesome at playing drums. And to mention he's very hot, hotter than Jay.

Hey did you see Simon? He's so hot.

by Simon Lover 420 December 18, 2021