self-narrator

Older entitled men who talk about themselves insensately, and narrate to you their lives, as if they are the main plots and you're just an extra character in it.

That shirt-cocking self-narrator is a rare breed around here now a days.

by anandasri April 17, 2022

Self neuter

The process of brutally ripping your testicles out from between your legs and later frying them at a KFC.

I just gave myself a self neuter! It was painful but my balls were just so fucking scrumptious after I ate those motherfuckers at my local KFC.

by Bigbootyhoe47 December 24, 2020

Your self

Ugly, very ugly!

Friend 1: hey you are ugly
Friend 2: do you mean your self!

by LYLAwasHERE December 26, 2020

self love

yes i wrote a nice thing about my name because i’m cool like that

self love

by Thatsonebabywithabodyoyoyoyoyo March 9, 2021

self homicide

The act of killing oneself

I’m going to commit self homicide if things don’t get better around here

by Bdubbz23 April 5, 2021

Dummy self

When someone does or says something that doesn’t quite make sense.

“Aye bro I fell asleep with the pizza in the oven again”

“Dummy self *shakes head*”

by Bread eater May 3, 2021

Self care

I switched the time zone, but what do I know?
Spendin' nights hitchhikin', where will I go?
I could fly home, with my eyes closed
But it'd get kinda hard to see, that's no surprise though
And you could find me, I ain't hidin'
I don't move my feet when I be glidin'
I just slide in and then I roll out

Self care-rip Mac miller 2018

by Mac fan rip Mac miller 2018 September 19, 2023